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Five college friends spend the weekend at a remote cabin in the woods, where they get more than they bargained for. Together, they must discover the truth behind the cabin in the woods.

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Hilarious and frightened: shaken, not stirred.Great movie, one of the best in this "genre" for quite a while.
Finally got around to The Cabin in the Woods. 8/10, great fun. A Joss Whedon-(co)written (also co-written and directed by Drew Goddard, who wrote Cloverfield) take on an old horror staple in which 5 stereotypical teenagers (an academic, a jock, a stoner, a slut and a "nice" girl) venture out into the woods for a dirty weekend. It's no spoiler to say that these unfortunate young nafs appear to have been cherry-picked and are being heavily monitored all the way into the woods by some very (very) high-tech manner of... what? Government agency? It's with these fellows that we visit first, before we ever meet our protagonists; two middle-aged, white collar I.T. types, a little brow-beaten by what appears to be a fairly monotonous job (although it really ****ing isn't) but full of typical office cameraderie and essentially confident in their own competence and that of the numerous other departments that make up this rather large-scale operation. Whoever is watching our heroes/heroines, they're big-time. So, what's happening? To say more would be to start giving things away, but those kids are very deliberate archetypes, placed in a very deliberately typical horror scenario. Because it's an American film set in America, it's called The Cabin in the Woods as is befitting the conventions of God-knows-how-many American horror flicks. Were it a J-Horror set in Tokyo, it would be called The Freaky Long-Haired Schoolgirl Ghost, an assertion ably illustrated in the film itself to great and rather humourous effect.Decent performances all-round, even the deliberately irritating characters are kind-of likeable. A pre-Thor Chris Hemsworth is particularly good as is Richard Jenkins (Nathaniel "The Dead Patriarch" Fisher from Six Feet Under). It threw me a bit, this film, because in purposely not looking too deeply at what it was about prior to seeing it, I mistakenly thought I was about to watch a seriously scary and effective horror, and this isn't the case at all. It's a slick product with what looks like a decent budget as you'd expect from a Joss Whedon project (in case you've been under a rock somewhere, he of Buffy/Angel and latterly of The Avengers fame) and it's loaded with nods to other horror literary and cinematic classics (The Evil Dead, Hellraiser, The Strangers and HP Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos are all fairly explicitly referenced), but it's not especially gory, it's intentionally funny more often than it's intentionally scary and it's a real thrill-ride, a slice of fun. It's not quite there, but it's a damn site closer to "Horror-Comedy" than it is to balls-out "Horror". It's not perfect by a long way - it instills bags of concerned curiosity in the viewer, but provokes almost zero real tension whatsoever. And late-on a special effects extravaganza treads clumsily into Night at the Museum-for-grown-ups territory. But it remains a great way to spend a couple of hours.

Movie details The Cabin in the Woods

Release : 2012-04-12
Genre : Horror, Thriller
Runtime : 95 minutes
Company : Lions Gate, Mutant Enemy Productions

Cast

	Richard Jenkins	as	Richard Sitterson
	Bradley Whitford	as	Steve Hadley
	Jesse Williams	as	Holden McCrea
	Chris Hemsworth	as	Curt Vaughn
	Fran Kranz	as	Marty Mikalski
	Kristen Connolly	as	Dana Polk
	Brian J. White	as	Daniel Truman (as Brian White)
	Amy Acker	as	Wendy Lin
	Anna Hutchison	as	Jules Louden
	Jodelle Ferland	as	Patience Buckner
	Sigourney Weaver	as	The Director
	Tim De Zarn	as	Mordecai (as Tim DeZarn)
	Terry Notary	as	The Clown (uncredited)
	Tom Lenk	as	Ronald The Intern
	Dan Payne	as	Matthew Buckner
	Dan Shea	as	Father Buckner
	Maya Massar	as	Mother Buckner
	Matt Drake	as	Judah Buckner
	Nels Lennarson	as	Clean Man
	Rukiya Bernard	as	Labcoat Girl
	Peter Kelamis	as	Demo Guy
	Adrian Holmes	as	Demo Guy
	Chelah Horsdal	as	Demo Girl
	Terry Chen	as	Operations Guy
	Heather Doerksen	as	Accountant
	Patrick Sabongui	as	Elevator Guard
	Phillip Mitchell	as	Lead Guard
	Naomi Dane	as	Japanese Floaty Girl
	Ellie Harvie	as	Military Liaison
	Patrick Gilmore	as	Werewolf Wrangler
	Brad Dryborough	as	Chem Department Guy
	Emili Kawashima	as	Japanese Frog Girl
	Aya Furukawa	as	Japanese School Girl
	Maria Go	as	Japanese School Girl
	Serena Akane Chi	as	Japanese School Girl
	Abbey Imai	as	Japanese School Girl
	Marina Ishibashi	as	Japanese School Girl
	Miku Katsuura	as	Japanese School Girl
	Alicia Takase Lui	as	Japanese School Girl
	Jodi Tabuchi	as	Japanese School Girl
	Sara Taira	as	Japanese School Girl
	Alyssandra Yamamoto	as	Japanese School Girl
	Richard Cetrone	as	Werewolf/Merman
	Phoebe Galvan	as	Sugarplum Fairy
	Simon Pidgeon	as	Dismemberment Goblin
	Matt Phillips	as	Dismemberment Goblin
	Lori Stewart	as	Floating Witch
	Greg Zach	as	Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain (as Gregory Zach)

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